found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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