the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
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