is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
Randomize
