Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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