When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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