no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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