I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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