belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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