So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
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