Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
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