Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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