they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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