I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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