2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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