I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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