i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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