Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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