dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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