...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
tequila makes me forget i have legs
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
How external is "for external use only"?
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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