I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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