Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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