summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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