So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
are you so shy because you have an std?
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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