it wasn't lemon gatorade
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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