you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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