Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Randomize
