what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
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