i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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