It's Friday. Sex?
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
Randomize
