We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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