Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
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