Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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