Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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