as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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