great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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