I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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