If that was your dad, he is hot
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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