I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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