Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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