Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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