I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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