im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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