if i can run in heels then i can drive
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
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