i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
be right there i have to get my cape
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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