She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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