I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
When I'm drunk i like to pretend my penis is zeus and instead of peeing i'm throwing lightning bolts into the toilet...it helps me focus.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
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