she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
