He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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