how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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