You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
Two words: nipple clamps
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