I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
You ate ashes out of my bong
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Randomize