We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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