I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
YAS. BRING CRAB.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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