Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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