how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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