I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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